A poem for vim
I just released stup, a tool for easily keeping organized daily notes in the terminal. You can find it on GitHub here.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have stuck in vim
And so have you.

Vim ain't for newbies
But I'm a curious soul
So I went down
That shell rabbit hole.

I tried to edit hosts
Everything went wrong
The file remained open
For two hours long.

When I found the magic
Semicolon double-u q
The file was readonly
You've been there too.

The bells started ringing
As I controlled + c
What was I thinking

I had to stop the panic
Said it'll all be fine
I will just kill the process
Using minus nine.
-- iridakos